Badges

Identifiers - Medals that describe the user. Anything that could finish the phrase "this user is a..."

Pokémon Trainer

This user is a Pokémon trainer
3

Hipster

This user is a hipster
0

Anti-Hipster

This user hates hipsters like YOU.
2

GOTIS

This user has a vagina, and will probably remind you of this fact multiple times a day in order to get attention, and/or preferential treatment. DO NOT GIVE IN.
4

Macfag

This user has a fashion accessory instead of a computer
3

Druggie

This user loves pills.
1

GirlOnInternet's Wife

This user is a member of GirlOnInternet's harem.
3

Brony

This user is a ponyfag
4

I'm a Pepper

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
2

Medal of Homosexuality

The owner of this medal is into homosex.
10

EDF Gangsta

This user is a hardcore gang banger and may pop a cap in your ass with or without provocation.
5

Bud Aficionado

All of this user's posts are the result of acute marijuana intoxication
10

CANCER

The user is the cancer killing EDF
1

Shithead

This user's posts reek of human feces.
4

It's a trap!

This user hides a surprise between their legs
4

White Knight

This user is an Internet White Knight in shining armor.
0

ælcoholic

This user's posts are the result of a fifth of cheap vodka and two fifths of Listerine.
4

Hijacker

The recipient of this medal is skilled at hijacking threads and crashing them into buildings.
0

Anonymous

This user is a hacker on steroids
2

4chan medal of LOLRANDOMNESS

3

Pedofur

This user is a pedofur
2

Pharmacological Expert

This user knows his/her pillz at a doctorate level.
1

Bar Slut

This user will let you put your penis into various crevices of their body in exchange for a steady flow of alcohol.
2

Batshit Crazy

This user is batshit crazy, and not in a good way.
2

Vampire Killer

This user is a Vampire killer.
1

RIP

This user is dead
3

Bad Motherfucker

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
1

Science!

This user loves science.
4

Cheery

This user tries to be cheery as much as possible ~desu ^_^
0

Oldfag

This user is over 9,000 years old, makes unfunny references to 80s culture, and is generally considered a faggot by the majority of his peers.
4

Bot Medal

This user is a sequence of 0s and 1s.
1

Nostalgic Dreamer

I'm a dreamer nostalgic with the state of mind
1

Don't worry, I'm a doctor

0

Pedobear

This user is a pedophile
10

Taiga

This user is NoxNocitis or a faggot...or both
0

Misogynist

This user hates women.
2

Animal Lover

This user finds it socially acceptable to have sex with dogs.
1

E-Detective

This user is an e-detective.
7

Gambler

This user has a gambling problem.
1

Soul Man

This user is on a Mission from God.
0

Metalhead

This user likes metal.
8

Drawfag

This user draws a lot of shit and feels no shame about it.
8

Nazi Zombie

This user thinks two overused concepts mashed together is cool.
0

Autistic for Statistics

This user's porn stash consists of graphs and charts.
1

ShoopPhag

This user puts dongs on your pictures because they can.
10

Misaka

1

BIrate

This user will pillage everyone's booty.
2

Braum's Buddies 1

0

Born Just In Time

This user was born just in time to browse dank memes.
5

Nose Clams

This user can't feel their face.
2

Animator

This user likes to animate things.
0

Basic Bitch

This bitch basic
2

Bunny

This user is a bunny
1

Vegetarian

This user is too pussy to eat meat.
1

Body Odor

This user smells like shit.
5

NIN Fan

This user is a faggot with bad music taste
0

IRCfag

This user runs to their 1988 hugbox when their feelings are hurt.
0

useless

This user can't do even the simplest of tasks.
0

Suicide Hotline

This user helps prevent suicide.
0

Fail-Detective

This user may have a general approximation of who you are.
3

Necromancer

This user brings threads back to life.
0

News Junkie

This user gets off by writing clickbait articles.
2

Furfaggot

This user thinks bestiality is A-OK
0

Some medal for Rodion

You can thank him for his worthless contribution by reminding him his lizards are shit.
1

Internet Tough Guy

Watch out, we got a badass over here
2

Narcissist

It's all about ME ME ME!
1

Another day at the office

This user pretends to have a life and a job where they would drink coffee in a stupid weed mug.
1

Leftard

This user is a radical insubordinate.
0

Rightard

This user is an obsolete dinosaur.
3

Oreo

This user is black but feels white on the inside.
3

Liberty Prime

This user will eradicate communist scum.
2

You Don't Say?

This user is prone to self-important bouts of sarcasm. Apply blunt force to the head as needed.
0

Wrestlehomo

This user enjoys watching oiled up men playing grab ass for hours on end. Others can't be sure if it is some kind of sport or softcore porn.
0

Job Corps

This user earns minimum wage.
1

Edgelord

OW THE EDGE
1

Mind Control Administrator

Relax, let it happen...
1

No Raping Allowed

This user is a tireless warrior against rape, the most heinous of crimes, especially when it's in the anus.
1

Hooker

Brings all the boys to the yard
1

Roleplayer

This user is a roleplayer
4

Weeaboo

This user faps to Chinese cartoons.
1

DMT Addict Award

This user needs to breakthrough a lot, it prevents him from becoming an hero.
2

Motherless

This user can be found patronizing the finer places on the Internet.
1

Tator Tot Penis

This user has a microchode
2

Medicofag

This user still can't fix your AIDS
5

Smoking is the leading cause of cool

This user thinks yellow fingers, bad breath and shortened lifespan are status symbols.
2

EDitor

This user is a wiki EDitor.
15

Lisper

Lisper Medal
30

Know Your Meme

This user is a high-ranked editor on Know Your Meme.
0

Cinema Snob

this user is a cinema snob
1

Snowflake

Unique and Fragile
0

Feline Enthusiast

8

Mentally Disabled

This user is mentally deficient.
6

Dew Enthusiast

This user enjoys the great taste of mountain dew
1

Acorn Penis

This user's penis resembles an acorn
1

Anti-Pitbull Brigade

This user dislikes violent thug dogs
3
Ethnic Background

Canadian

This user is Canadian, with their flappy heads and beady eyes
2

German

This user is from Germany, but was totally on vacation during the holocaust
0

Eurofag

This user is Eurotrash
3

French

This user surrenders at the first sign of conflict.
0

United Kingdom

This user eats spotted dick with tea and crumpets at 5 o' clock.
3

Americunt

This user hails from the Jewnited States of Americunts
10

Taco

This user is a dirty Mexican
3

Steers and Queers

This user is fond of Texas
1

Welsh

This user is a sheep shagger.
0

Nigger

This user DINDU NUFFIN, HE A GUD BOI
3

Syria

This user supports the regime of Bashar al-Assad
0

Korean

This user eats dogs.
3

Injun

This user is an alcoholic.
0

Australia

This user is an Aussie Cunt
2

Austria

This user is from Austria
0

HUEHUEHUE

This user is from Brazil
1

Philippines

This user is fucking cheap whores
1

Swiss

This user earns more money than you
0

Half-Nigger

This user is 50% nigger
2

YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

This user is a Yorkshireman.
1

Alaska

This user lives in an igloo.
0

White Hispanic

Zimmerman: This user can't be simmered.
3

New Yorker

FUGGEDABOUTIT!!!
0

Irish

This user hoards potatoes.
0

Polack

This user doesn't bathe.
5

Egypt

This user is from a region buttfucked by the rest of the Middle East.
0

French Speaker

This user is a fluent speaker of French, when not busy surrendering.
3

Italy

This user is an oily dago
0

Estonian

This user fights a Krocodil addiction.
2

Greece

This user is an economic liability
1

Closeted Jew

This user is a jew in denial
0

Wales

Prince of Wales
2

English

2

Prussian

Suum cuique
4

Jamaican

This user smokes da herb and appreciates Jah
1
Political Affiliation

Nazi

This user is a nazi.
6

Deutsches Kaisserreich

Gott Mit Uns
0

Anti-Communist

4

Commie

This user is a communist
0

White Power

This user is part of the master race
5

Illuminati

This user is part of THE ONES that pull the strings.
3

Capitalist

This user is a capitalist.
1

Soviet Union

Have some vodka, comrade! Now go to gulag.
0

Trumptard

This user thinks a pseudo-millionaire con man understands his/her/xir plights.
3

Putin

This user supports Putin
3

Flag burner

Why do you hate America?
2

ISIS

This user is a fucking terrorist.
0

Il Duce

This user supports fascists.
0

Stolen Valour

This user is a liar
1

Bernietard

This user wants free shit, paid by your taxes.
1

Universal Healthcare

This user doesn't live in a third-world country.
4

Imperialist

This User Believes in the Global Dominance of the British Empire
0
Religious Affiliation

Jew

This user is a filthy Jew
3

Christian

This user will constantly tell you you will go to Hell.
3

HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY

This user worships a goat.
2

Catholic

This user only goes to church for free bread and wine
2

Nihilism

This user thinks life is meaningless.
2

To The Fairest

This user is a Discordian.
0

SubGenius

This user worships Bob and should be given a constant supply of slack.
1
Forum - Pertaining to EDF

Dongcopter

This user helped create the new totally not forced new meme sensation, the drawn dongcopter.
0

EDF Minister of Information and Family Values

EDF's Minister of Information and Family Values - Baya Rae 4900
0

Chainsaw Surgeon

This user has mastered the medical art of chainsaw surgery.
0

zaiger

This user is zaiger a heroin junkie who will embezzle server donations
1

Hatter

This user is mad
2

FAGGOT OF THE YEAR

The use was chosen as "Faggot of the year" by the EDF community.
4

Erotic Boners

1

Does It For Free

>He is a janitor >On ED Forums >He does it for free >This is what he does on a Saturday
1

Yes Man

I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!
1

Attention Whore

This user is whoring for attention, ignore her.
5

Miku

This user listens to kawaii desu music.
2

Ghost Boner

This user's nether regions are haunted.
0

TomPreston Fan Club

This user has made over 200 posts in the TomPreston thread.
2

#Gamergate

1

TL;DR

2

Movie Night

This user spends his weekends watching shitty movies online with other basement dwellers.
10

LOL

:D
6

HAL 9000

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
0

Dicks Out for Harambe

This user whipped it out in honor of the king of apes. RIP 1999-2016.
2

Kiwifarms Rapefugee

This user is homeless.
22

Lurker

This user is so quiet, they might as well not have an account.
0

Nico Nico Nii

1

Administrator

This user is an EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo Administrator
2

EDF2 Survivor

I survived EDF2 and all I got was this shitty medal
1

Always Right

This user is an oracle of lulz and always right.
1

ED Service Doggo

This Good Boy Does It For Free
1
LOLRANDUM XD

Jimbo

JimboFatwhale
0

The no medal medal

This user has no medals
1

Internet Explorer

This noob uses ie6, and as such has a much lower IQ than the rest of the Internet.
1

Judging you

0

Octopus

This user is an octopus
0

Old and Dirty

This user's nickname is Peanut the Kidnapper.
0

Oobi

Ooby pls
0

Polenta

This user eats peasant food.
0

Veteran

0

The Ultimate Sacrifice

This user gave everything he had for the lulz and as such has been awarded sainthood. You should follow his example.
0

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
2

Red Baron

This user is the Red Baron.
1

Sonic Screwdriver

Sonic Screwdriver
0

FreeBSD

This user uses FreeBSD, and is probably autistic
1

Problem Officer?

This user is proficient at making others mad
7

+10 Rivalry

This user is unfriendly
0

Rated R

This user is only suitable for a mature audience
0

Tom Preston's Nigger Brother Fan Club

1

Vaccuum Fucker

This user has sex with vaccuum cleaners.
2

80's

This user is obsessed with shoulder pads and hypercolor T-shirts.
0

American Males

2

Anal Destroyer

Warning: Pissing this user off may cause extreme amounts of butthurt.
0

Smashing!

This user is smashing!
0

BMO

1

Bitch slap

For a bitch.
0

Black Cock

This user has a black cock.
0

Blah Blah Blah

This user can't shut the fuck up
1

Blocked By Stone Cold

1

Bohemian

An ediot that uses beer even as a shampoo...
0

Braum's Buddies 2

0

Budgie Companion

Tweet tweet
1

Cancelling Fez 2

I'm done. FEZ II is canceled. goodbye.
0

Catfag

This user is obsessed with pussy.
2

Cero Mideo

1

Chicken

This user is a chicken. It's like gay character shit or something. I dunno.
1

Railfan

This user has an obsession for trains and deserves to be run over by an F40PH
0

Shana

0

Spinach

I ates me veggies.
1

Unimpressed

This user just can't give a fuck.
0

Chomskyite

This user is Chomsky.
0

Clamato

This user drinks like a bitch.
0

Cuck

This user's girlfriend is available for rent.
0

Cytube Deserter

1

Darth Fag

0

Diabeetus

This user is a dying fat fuck
0

FREEDOM

0

Floriduhhh

0

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
5

Bat Medal

This user is the god-damn Batman
0

Gameboy

This user is a Gameboy enthusiast
5

Ninja

This user is sneaky and stealthy.
1

SHADE INCOMING

0

Skeleton

This user is a spooky skeleton
2

Helios One Fan

2

Medal.

This user has the worst medal on EDF
2

Banana Sticker

It's a Banana Sticker
2

Cheshire Cat

I don't know what to say about this.
3

Friday The 13th

0

Boom boom kitty fuck

kawaii neko __^
1

Go To Jail

Without collecting $200 salary
1

Satire

Calm down, it's just a joke.
0

Tomoko

...
3

gertbox

overlord of the shoutbox
1

You will never be a fishy queen

0

HaRdCoRe

This user is hardcore and extreme.
1

Halal

This user is 100% Halal
1

Autism Awareness

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
16

Hunter

1

Shell Shock

0

Squid Kid

1

Luciferian Shill

This person will try to convince you that selling your soul to Satan is a good deal.
4

Absent

This user is never here, why did he/she/it bother signing up?
0

1up

This user needs to get a life
1

Medical Inspection Bureau

This user will replace your brain with a bio-chip without telling you about it.
2

No More Medals Plz

This user doesn't want anymore fucking medals
1

Palmtop Tiger

weeb shit or something
0

Praise the Sun!

This user is a Dark Souls fag
0

Pseudo-psychiatrist medal

Just fuck your mother.
0

Stormtrooper

This user is a soldier of the empire.
0

Transhuman

This user hates their body
1

disco dancer

1

fedora

Carmen Sandiego
0

fxhd #1 fan

0

Azu-nyan

This user likes Chinese cartoons.
0

Spoiled Princess

This user throws hissy fits.
1

Pickle Jar

This user is easily jarred
0

Victim of Cyber Bullying

This user gets their shit pushed in sometimes.
1

AIDS AWARENESS

Be aware, this user has INTERNET AIDS
2

Budgie

0

Budgie Connoisseur

This user spends too much time talking about budgies
0

Grimace

This user is the immortal grimace.
0

Mako

I watch this for the plot, I swear.
1

+10 Friendship

This user is friendly.
2

Jinkies!

You ought to stop that
0

Life Alert

This user fell and can't get up.
0

Cripple

This user is a cripple fag
1

Warhammer40K

FOR THE EMPRAH!
1

The Diddler

This person is not allowed to be within 100 yards of a playground.
1

Koro-sensei

This user is a monster teacher
1

Steel Reserve

This user drinks like a nigger.
4

Camwhore

2

Moonman

This user is a moonman.
1

Helper

I'm gonna chop the head off of hunger!
1

Hello Kitty

kawaii desu ^__^
2

Hard Candy

Hide your kids from this user.
0

Mooninite

This user is a Mooninite
1

Fortran

PUSH START TO RICH
1

HoHoHoeBag

This user is what they eat.
0

HungryHungry

This user is a hippo.
0

He-Man

This user has the power
0

Bitch

Don't give this user any sass
0

Wilkins

This user drinks the best coffee ever made.
1

Greeny Phantom

1

Pepsi

This user is a sodaholic
0

Jojo

ORAORAORAORAORA
1

One Punch Man

This user is a one punch man
1

Perma-Rag

This user is always on her period
0

Psychological Warfare

1

Slaanesh

0

Spunky Girl

0

U.N. Spacy Valkyrie Pilot

This user faps to Minmay
1

Soccer

This user doesn't understand what football is.
1

nope.avi

This user disagrees.
2

Heterosexual Rainbow Coalition

1

Hard Chat King

This user is King of Hard Gay Chats.
1

Dumbass

1

Tionishia

This user spergs about waifu tit size
1

Loading.....

This user needs time to think.
1

6 God

1

BACKROLLS!?

Alright...
0

Fuck you, I'm a dragon!

Fuck you, I'm a dragon! - This user is a dragon. Fuck you.
1

Godzilla

This user destroys Japanese cities.
0

Child Predator

This user preys on young boys
2

mongrels everywhere

0

Fart Fetishist

This user gets aroused by stinky ass whispers
0

Gun Nerd

0

Not the Sharpest Person Around

This user is not very smart.
1

Ace Autist

1

Cthulhu

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
1

MDMA Addict

1

Pizza

This user likes tomato sauce and cheese vomit on flat bread.
0

Sergal

0

Lucha

This user is skilled in the art of AZTEC WARFARE
2

Mind Control Enthusiast

0

No presence

This user is being ignored.
0

StarScream

STAR SCREAM!
2

Texas Home Cooking

0

That Cheeki or whatever

0

What ?

This user doesn't understand what you're saying.
0

Awww Rats

This user likes rats.
0

Bedtime

This user needs to go to bed.
2

Uncle Phil

This user is a fountain of knowledge.
1

Real Metal Medal

A REAL metal medal for bravery in online combat. Can also be pawned for drug money.
1

Fez

This user likes Fez hats
1

Herbie

0

Horsefag

This user is fond of 24-inches of Sea Biscuit
0

Misanthrope

This user is an edgy faggot who hates humanity.
0

Dumpster Diver

1

Enchiladitos ®

Enchiladitos ®
0

Fatass

This user is so obese they sweat lard
3

Feeling Fine

This user feels fine. Quite a rarity.
0

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

This user is on EDF2 24 hours a day
1

A Drawing of a Horse

It's a drawing of a horse.
0

Boostaholic

Must travel at high speed
1

Bread-kun

0

Brotherhood of Nod

One vision. One purpose.
0

Gay back in the day

This user was a flaming homo before it was cool.
0

Dislikes your Post

This user dislikes your post
3

16-bit medal

16-bit medal
1

I'm feeling the fantasy

I like to dress up in women's clothes and masturbate.
0

I was hurt by what you said

...but I don't know what you said
0

Ingsoc

0

Jerk-off

This user is only self-satisfying
2

I Pretended To Have Cancer

This user is desperate for attention
0

Ja I Vanna Suck

0

I Survived Showgirls 2

I survived 150 minutes of torture and only got this shitty medal in return
1

I'm not feeling your posts

not feeling your posts
0

The One

1

Tinfoil Hat

This user is safe from electronic behavior control.
0

Tourettes

1

Yossarian

This user is either sane, a madman, or both.
0

You're messy

This user hates messy queens
0

You've done it now, bitch

It's about to get real shady
0

Legion of Doom

0

My Medal

This medal is mine; nobody can have it except me!
0

Mind Flayer

0

Mr Saturn

This user is FiShIng fOr BiRdiE
0

Lord of Illusions

0

Mabel

0

McDonalds

This user enjoys fine cuisine.
0

Migrant Worker

0

Mindless Blob

This person's existence is pointless.
0

Molten Director of Nothing

This user is an expert in doing jack shit.
0

NC-17

0

Uncle Ben's® Rice

0

bowler piano-cat

2

disco ball

1

gay4ji5m faggots club

1

mongrels everywhere

/badges2/mongrels_everywhere.gif
0

Limp-wristed school shooter

This user cannot take down a couch
0

Infantry

This user ate bad food in the rain.
2

Average Garfield Enthusiast

1

Hunter Biden

This user approves of degenerate drug use, incest, and giving tons of money to camwhores.
3

pretty cool guy

this user is a pretty cool guy
1

Master Bun

don't send a chief in to do a bunny's job
1
VIP Accounts - VIP stars for VIP account holders (historical)

Half VIP

Half level VIP
0

Level 1 VIP

This user is a level 1 VIP
1

Level 2 VIP

This user is a level 2 VIP account holder
1

Level 3 VIP

This user is a level 3 VIP
0

Level 4 VIP

This user gave a donation of Jewgold to ED and saved hundreds of disadvantaged children from lulz starvation.
0

Level 5 VIP

0

Level 6 VIP

0

Level 7 VIP

0
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