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Oh it was descent all right, the quality kept going down, down, and dowwwwn
you really shouldnt talk about your own posting habits that way even if it is true.
 

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lol not gonna start that now
A re-post for you

@Scumhook hummed along to the tune of the radio as he continued to drive all over St. Louis looking at the landscape while the sun started to shine through the rain clouds overhead. Suddenly, he heard some beautiful music coming from a nearby gym while screeching his 2022 Stingray to a halt and spotted and bunch of women in tight yoga pants being taught by @.umk who was the Pilates instructor, sporting a bulky figure and thick dark beard. @Scumhook got out of the car, walking naked with his erect penis into the room, while borrowing a yoga mat and sitting down in the back row and putting on a sweat band underneath his top hat. The ladies at first looked shocked to see a naked man in the room with them, but then quickly became aroused and moist as they were starstruck by his enormous tanned and muscled figure. "Alright ladies, let's get to it", said @.umk as he switched on the overhead speaker. Back in space, @Quence started to faintly hear music blaring from the satellite which had impaled his anus, as Soul Man started to blast out a wonderful musical beat. @Scumhook began his workout as he stepped in time to the beat and singing to the music as the ladies in front him continued their group workout in tune to the beat. Every one of the women were so impressed, that each one of their yoga pants became soaked as they continued to step off and on their workout benches at the command of @.umk . @Scumhook 's powerful thighs stepped onto the workout bench with physique and strength for nearly 45 minutes until he couldn't handle his energy anymore with his penis ready to explode. He immediately went around the room and dominated every :vagina: as the women tore off their yoga pants, wanting so vigorously to be taken by this beautiful and stunning man who looked like he came straight from the Australian outback. @.umk sat there in shock as he watched this whole ordeal until @Scumhook had finished and left the women arranged neatly in a pile in the center of the room. As scummy hit the showers and walked out of the room naked, he grinned at @.umk who was impressed at @Scumhook 's enormous chest and arms that looked like they could easily bench press 675 pounds, while telling him, "Thank you for coming". @Scumhook hopped back into his 2022 stingray and blared up the radio to the tune of Blue Oyster Cult as he put on sunglasses and roared down the highway in search of more fun to be had.
 

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A re-post for you

@Scumhook hummed along to the tune of the radio as he continued to drive all over St. Louis looking at the landscape while the sun started to shine through the rain clouds overhead. Suddenly, he heard some beautiful music coming from a nearby gym while screeching his 2022 Stingray to a halt and spotted and bunch of women in tight yoga pants being taught by @.umk who was the Pilates instructor, sporting a bulky figure and thick dark beard. @Scumhook got out of the car, walking naked with his erect penis into the room, while borrowing a yoga mat and sitting down in the back row and putting on a sweat band underneath his top hat. The ladies at first looked shocked to see a naked man in the room with them, but then quickly became aroused and moist as they were starstruck by his enormous tanned and muscled figure. "Alright ladies, let's get to it", said @.umk as he switched on the overhead speaker. Back in space, @Quence started to faintly hear music blaring from the satellite which had impaled his anus, as Soul Man started to blast out a wonderful musical beat. @Scumhook began his workout as he stepped in time to the beat and singing to the music as the ladies in front him continued their group workout in tune to the beat. Every one of the women were so impressed, that each one of their yoga pants became soaked as they continued to step off and on their workout benches at the command of @.umk . @Scumhook 's powerful thighs stepped onto the workout bench with physique and strength for nearly 45 minutes until he couldn't handle his energy anymore with his penis ready to explode. He immediately went around the room and dominated every :vagina: as the women tore off their yoga pants, wanting so vigorously to be taken by this beautiful and stunning man who looked like he came straight from the Australian outback. @.umk sat there in shock as he watched this whole ordeal until @Scumhook had finished and left the women arranged neatly in a pile in the center of the room. As scummy hit the showers and walked out of the room naked, he grinned at @.umk who was impressed at @Scumhook 's enormous chest and arms that looked like they could easily bench press 675 pounds, while telling him, "Thank you for coming". @Scumhook hopped back into his 2022 stingray and blared up the radio to the tune of Blue Oyster Cult as he put on sunglasses and roared down the highway in search of more fun to be had.
Copypasta. Weak Sauce.
 

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thus shall you wait with abated pleasure. and by pleasure i mean straps and ball gags.
So busy with important things are ya? But couldn’t be busy enough to take care of your family and so the wife did what she had to do: she walked away from your sorry arse.
 

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So busy with important things are ya? But couldn’t be busy enough to take care of your family and so the wife did what she had to do: she walked away from your sorry arse.
getting flirtatious are you? like i said, i dont date gay men.
 

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small teaser from chapter 3. still in the middle of writing this part, probably clean it up a bit later on.
Nati drew on the last of his cigar before smashing it out on the table's previously unmarred surface as doctor Fauci introduced himself. after the good doctor's lecture on his numerous past achievements and various medical tenures, he broke into his main topic, "Mr. @Illuminati 2.0 I must inform you that your target is very dangerous. This project was a complete failure and an utter waste of taxpayer money..." ***SPOILER REDACTED*** ... Nati cracked open a can of Tea-H-C(tm) Cold Brewed Ice Lemon and Weed Tea, "All I need to know, doc, is how to track and kill it. Everything else is wasting my time."
 

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small teaser from chapter 3. still in the middle of writing this part, probably clean it up a bit later on.
I don't like where it is going. Find something better to do with your time.
 
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