At what age is it okay for a human male born with a penis to use and umbrella?

[FukkenUsername]

Personally, and i dont know why, i will instantly assume anyone under the age of 60 is a the gayest faggot if he uses one.

 

[kurisu]

personally, i couldn't imagine being such a retard that i cared about whether someone used an umbrella or not

 

[Maysam]

I guess it's ok if you dress up like a wealthy britbong from 70 years ago

Normal clothes + pink polyester fabric umbrella; yeah that's gayfaggot shit

 

[Sigilstone17]

I use an umbrella every time it rains (when I remember to grab it) and I assume anyone that doesn't use an umbrella is fucking retarded.

I guess it's ok if you dress up like a wealthy britbong from 70 years ago































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Normal clothes + pin polyester fabric umbrella; yeah that's gayfaggot shit

They do make umbrellas in other colors, ya know

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

They can use it when it's raining. Just not the gay ones with polka dots on them and shit. Get a camo one or something, maybe even a plain grey one.

 

[FukkenUsername]

I applaud the courage of the people using this thread to come out as gay.

 

[chuj]

imagine not using your grandfather's iron umbrella to protect yourself from ruffians and the atmospheric conditions
it also doubles as walking cane and has epic iron spike on the top

 

[FukkenUsername]

imagine not using your grandfather's iron umbrella to protect yourself from ruffians and the atmospheric conditions
it also doubles as walking cane and has epic iron spike on the top

My grandfather is so old he used a rock umbrella..

 

[softbbygirl]

Men are waterproof so like never

 

[kurisu]

bitch what the fuck does that even mean

 

[.wil]

 

[kurisu]

i hate women and their jewish pussies

 

[GloriousReader]

youll never catch this nigga with an umbrella i like the rain and shaking myself off like a dog in other peoples houses

 

[zeppy]

at no age faggot