CHRISTMAS GOTH GF THIGHS THREAD 9000

[ASSBLONKER]

MERCIFUL ALLAH FORGEIVE ME FOR I HAVE NOT A 19 YYR OLD GOTH GF THIGHS AROUND MY CAROTID ARTERIES AT THIS MOMENT

FORGIVE ME ALHAMDULLILLAH

YES MOMMY **DEEP INHALE** AWOOGA WAWOOOOOGA AWOOOGA HONK HONK HONK BAZOOINGGGGGGOINGOINGOINGGGG *MOUTH FALLS TO FLOOR*


TY FOR UR ATTENTION GENTLEMEN.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I know that feel
Being horny is a full time job, truly

 

[Maysam]

 

[ASSBLONKER]

I know that feel
Being horny is a full time job, truly

I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

 

[ASSBLONKER]

MAMACITA?????

 

[A Fucking Box]

I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

Imagine strangling an art hoe, seeing the slow change in her expression as she realizes that you're not just kinky but are actually going to kill her, her vainly trying to gasp for air and aimlessly trying to loosen your grip on her long pale neck with her weak and soft hands, seeing her face change colour as the struggle leaves her body, feeling her body go limp, the only thing preventing her from falling down is your grip which supports her entire body weight, the triumphant feeling when you know you have added another kill to your list.

 

[moonman]

I've always wondered how long it would take me to strangle a women to death. I've heard it's a tough process... Don't know if I have the energy to do it.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I've always wondered how long it would take me to strangle a women to death. I've heard it's a tough process... Don't know if I have the energy to do it.

Don't be a beta. Just hold her at a distance and protect your balls. Should go smoothly if your weak-point (balls) is untouched

 

[ASSBLONKER]

MY APPLICATION FOR GOTH GF :
NAME : ASSBLONKER
AGE : 29
HEIGHT : 6 FOOT TALL
WEIGHT : 200 LB
WHAT DO U BRING TO THE RELATIONSHIp? : NOTHING
WHAT DO U EXPECT OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP? : MAD BRAIN🧠 BENZOS AND CATASTROPHIC HAERTBREAK🕵️‍♂️

 

[Samuel]

The Angry Video Game Nerd

 

[weedville]

I know that feel
Being horny is a full time job, trul

you got that right

 

[MarioMario456]

thanks for the fap material

 

[j15m]

I admire your style, met one here years ago

 

[A Fucking Box]

MY APPLICATION FOR GOTH GF :
NAME : ASSBLONKER
AGE : 29
HEIGHT : 6 FOOT TALL
WEIGHT : 200 LB
WHAT DO U BRING TO THE RELATIONSHIp? : NOTHING
WHAT DO U EXPECT OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP? : MAD BRAIN🧠 BENZOS AND CATASTROPHIC HAERTBREAK🕵️‍♂️

When I'm elected every citizen will be given their state mandated goth gf, so help me Allah

 

[.wil]

Blonka wants a girl shaped like mewtwo

 

[chuj]

Blonka wants a girl shaped like

a sentiment many of us share

 

[ASSBLONKER]

Blonka wants a girl shaped like mewtwo

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VERY NICE MY FELLOW SCHOLAR

When I'm elected every citizen will be given their state mandated goth gf, so help me Allah

MASHALLAH BROTHER 🙏

 

[.wil]

VERY NICE MY FELLOW SCHOLAR



MASHALLAH BROTHER 🙏

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Alhumdulilah

 

[ASSBLONKER]

MMMM DAMAGED WOMEN WITH ICY COLD GAZE.... YES SIR PLEASE ILL TAKE 2!

 

[ASSBLONKER]

I USED TO HOOK UP W A BITCH WHO LOOKED LIKE THIS WHN I WAS YOUNG KID.... BUSTED ASS HOE.... WE USED TO SIT ON ROOFTOPS AND SMOKE HASH OUT OF A HOLLOWED OUT PEN. SHE BLEW ME DURING A MARC BOLAN CONCERT AND SHE BOBBED HER HEAD ON MY DICK IN RYTHM TO TEENAGE DREAM LOL. TRUE STORY.

 

[ASSBLONKER]

 

[A Fucking Box]

Love it when you can see through her eyes that she has absolutely no soul

 

[ASSBLONKER]

Love it when you can see through her eyes that she has absolutely no soul

 

[FukkenUsername]

Extremely high quality thread bro!

 

[Raddy]

Dat benzo stare doh
Lmfao this is the best x rated Xmas tread

 

[Raddy]

Blonka wants a girl shaped like mewtwo

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Lol her eyebrows decided to quit halfway thru
Rest is ait tho

 

[.wil]

This post turned out to be a mixed bag

 

[ASSBLONKER]

 

[A Fucking Box]

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This post turned out to be a mixed bag

I can feel the mental illness through the computer screen

 

[A Fucking Box]