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Review and summarize and discuss and shit on and pirate any writings relevant to EDF
In the term "book" is included:
-Political manifestos
-Fanfiction cancer
-Porn from the 1800's
-Terrible poetry
-Illegal murder fantasies
-Interesting stories
-Things that are funny
-Anything with letters in it

Try to post interesting finds which are relevant to EDF and might otherwise be enjoyable to the rest of us, not necessarily the book you're currently reading.
 
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Let me start...

Ancient and Modern Pederasty Investigated and Exemplify’d

"Ancient and Modern Pederasty Investigated and Exemplify’d" is a powerful yet short polemic in defense of pederasty from 1749. In fact, it is the oldest defense of faggotry in the English language that survives.
Written by a English chap named Thomas Cannon, the writing explores the beauty of buttsecks by taking a stride through history and explaining the precedence of such acts by translating several old texts.

"That celebrated Passion, Seal’d by Sensualists, espoused by Philosophers, enshrin’d by Kings, is now exploded with one Accord and Disown’d by the meanest Beggar."

Why the fruit of sodomy doth indeed taste so sweet as holy ambrosia? Why was it so revered amongst philosophers and kings? Tough to say. The author, wise sage, his imagination runs wild and he speculates:

" Was it the Perfection of a gradually lessening Shape? or, you in turn demand, was it the Firmness, yet Delicacy of Masculine Limbs? Hush; the Beauty-engrossing Sex will over-hear us. In Time, was it the more equally close Pressure, a certain Part afforded? Let the Adepts in the Abominable Practice pronounce."

Pussy just can't compete.

The author also translates a few passages from ancient texts, mostly about Zeus abducting and raping for eternity a cutie named Ganymede, and his wife Hera constantly bitching that he'd rather dick his cup-bearer than her. Sorry bitch, again, Lydian boypussy too good. Deal with it.

Ancient and Modern Pederasty Investigated and Exemplify'd (1749)
by Thomas Cannon

No copy of Cannon's anonymously published pamphlet is known to survive. The 1750 indictment of Cannon's printer, John Purser, for his part in printing ‘a Certain Wicked Lewd Nasty Filthy Bawdy Impious and Obscene Libel,’ is excerpted liberally from the pamphlet. This, being the only known direct reproduction of the work, is the source of this text.


Ancient and Modern Pederasty Investigated and Exemplify’d

Among the many Unspeakable Benefits which redound to the World from the Christian Religion, no one makes a more conspicuous Figure than the Demolition of Pederasty. That celebrated Passion, Seal’d by Sensualists, espoused by Philosophers, enshrin’d by Kings, is now exploded with one Accord and Disown’d by the meanest Beggar. Wherefore since Fashion discountenances, Law punishes, God forbids, the Detested Love, we may present it in it’s studied Attitudes, and the lively colouring, with which the Master-hands of the Ancients have so pompously overspread it, free from Apprehension of exciting in any Breast so preposterous, and Severe-treated an Inclination. What Charm then held so many Sages and Emperors, clear Heads and hale Hearts? Inform me, what was that which like a chrystal expanded Lake drew all Mankind to bathe entranc’d in Joys, too mighty every one for our poor Utterance? Not the Flavour of forbidden Fruit: Every Dabbler knows by his Classics, that it was pursu’d and prais’d with the Heighth of Liberty. Was it the Perfection of a gradually lessening Shape? or, you in turn demand, was it the Firmness, yet Delicacy of Masculine Limbs? Hush; the Beauty-engrossing Sex will over-hear us. In Time, was it the more equally close Pressure, a certain Part afforded? Let the Adepts in the Abominable Practice pronounce. With wond’rous Boast curst Pederasts advance, that Boy-love ever was the top Refinement of most enlighten’d Ages; or, never in Supreme Degree prevail’d where liberal Knowledge had not fix’d his Seat, and banish’d crampsoul Prejudice. When polish’d Greece bow’d her once laurell’d Head to all-subduing Rome, frequent Journeys to and fro wore a capacious Channel, thro’ which to the great Victrix roll’d the proud Streams of Learning, Taste, and Pederasty. The Theology of the Ancients plainly Shews, they preferr’d the horrible Passion to the Love of Women; blooming Hebe resigns to dazzling Ganymede, who ever after enjoys the Place of Cup-bearer to Jupiter. Lucian a most witty Ancient, has two Dialogues upon this Subject; in one Ganymede is courted; in the other Juno is reprimanded for disparaging that fair Boy; both so extremely entertaining, I make no Doubt, they will be with Pleasure accepted in the Room of any thing, I am able to produce: And here let me Beg Leave to declare once and for all, that I shall patch-work, or as some may think, variegate, my plain English Stile with no Greek and Latin Quotations; will nevertheless constantly keep in view the main Sense of my Authors; shall not in the mean Time hesitate to alter, omit, and add an Expression, or even an entire Paragraph, under the Restriction, that it is perfectly agreeable to the manifest Turn of the Composition, being I take for granted, the Reader will prefer a Spirited, yet equally Just Version to a dull dogg’d Translation, perpetually failing in the ridiculous Attempt of transfusing unattainable Greek and Latin Idioms into a meer modern Language …. I paraphrase, or, use ancient Writers only as a Basis: If you like what you meet with, is it not enough?

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Wikipedia page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cleland (related, maybe for another time)
 

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It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.
It's not very good.
The sort of book you donate to a school library for a laugh, though 13 year olds might enjoy the "humour"
 

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mein kampf. written by an autistic australian painter while in jail about how germans take everything too literally and should exterminate all the juice.
 

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Halfway though it and it's pretty good
About some guy who was at a factory or some shit and a crowbar nailed him on the head in a accident, so naturally as you do he travels back to medieval times and uses lies, concidences and the gullibility of the people to save him from being executed and labeled as a wizard and being sent right next to the king. He figures out in that time frame that the knights of the round table lie and exaggerate about their adventures for reputation and ego.
Pretty interesting book. Would recommend.
 

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wheel of time series. i finished book 8 or 9 of i think 12. first three are pretty standard adventure fantasy, after that Jordan introduces so many characters it's sometimes difficult to keep up. in book 6, there's a sudden change in pace around the middle of the book that can be a little disorienting at first but imo it's good he did it. some of the characters that were important to plot development in the first half of the series seemed to have taken a back seat in the second half, such as the remaining forsaken and thom merrillin.
 

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Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett

I'd say it's usually pointless to write about a Pratchett book because they are popular and rightly so. If you are cynical enough you could say he is a redditor author, heckin wholesome etc, I could see the point.
Anyway, I just finished this book and it stood out to me as surprisingly bad. I just noticed there is a stage adaptation and that makes a lot of sense. There is just not enough happening and too much dialogue. My mind isn't built to fill in funny voices and acting for the author so what may be great dialogues to some readers to me is just long.
There are also weird incomplete descriptions of places, like a group of people retreating to the basement of Unseen University and then (or while?) having a lengthy dialogue. But are they still walking in the (surely large) cellars of the Uni, and where are they heading? If not, where did they decide to stop and chat?
I am unable to pinpoint what is making me feel that way, but way too many of the characters seem Mary Sue-ish to me.
Finally, the social commentary felt exceptionally heavy handed this time.
 
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a couple of books i feel are pertinent to the ethos of this site

bark tree (witch grass) / la chiedent - raymond queneau
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semi-quixotic modern story about a man who works at a bank then a plethora of peripheral events happen and certain impulses possess him. an extended metaphor he begins the story as a "flat-entity" and starts to become developed like a character is developed and three-dimensional, first after seeing a display case of rubber ducks in a shop window wearing a waterproof hat, then after hearing about the neighbour killing and skinning one of his cats, etc. then he wants some chips that's about as far as i've read into it so far. despite apparently being a merchant banker this is one of the most pleasant novels i've ever read because it's impossible to dislike the protagonist. he does nothing wrong and just suffers a number of slights on account of other people and reacts to them as you'd expect. the anecdotes and bizarre peripheral characters make it very funny or at least appeal to my sense of humour:

then certain anecdotes also follow a man who is in the same restaurant as the flat entity (main character) over the period of several days who then follows him into the metro and is disconnected due to a convolution in departures, a womanizer and a saxophonist who are pursuing a woman to the villa commissioned by the flat entity (main character) whereupon the womanizer got totalled by a car (or "laminated" as the novel puts it) and then the saxophonist reaches a nearby bistro and converses with a regular who suspects him to be a criminal, nother guy in the bistro who repeats war anecdotes and travelling to val paraiso in chile to meet an escort he's become acquainted with, and the flat entity's son and wife who are mentioned near the end of each chapter the son keeps smuggling boudoir photographs into textbooks and i guess unfortunately there isn't much characterization of the wife towards where i've read other than a man gets his head stuck in a red lead gate in the backyard after staring at her which the flat entity's son notices.

oh and the flat entity's wife remarried to the flat entity when described by his son's deduction after his paternal father was killed in the war.

i can't describe any particular insight i gleaned from it but i definitely enjoy reading it

the empty canvas by alberto moravia

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edition that looks like this, because i saw it on biblio i purchased a copy that was very cheap along with a number of books by knut hamsun they're all nazis and their fiction doesn't deserve a fairhearing there is nothingtolearn frm nyone whoalliedthemselveswith national sociallism oritalianfascism hahah hahahahahh but several of alberto moravia's books were banned or prohibited from being reviewed during the fascist regime

though the behaviour of dino and cecilia seems to be scrutinized thoroughly by one another and dino contemplates for a long time several of the destructive qualities of the relationship due to its physicality. it may just be due to the author wishing to maintain an objective tone i'm not sure. it borders on or may be influenced by the new objectivity movement hans fallada and others, but i think it definitely reads somewhat similarly. it can be psychologically driven but is not allowed to pick sides or lead the reader into an argument for their own moral convictions, perhaps. naturally the reader will have a volatile reaction to the subject matter, though - i certainly did. fulfilment of the relationship is disentangled from sexual conquest and dino seems disinterested in the prospects of being in a relationship due to boredom, only occasionally interrupted by revelations in the form of mutual understanding of this boredom

the protagonist is a nepotistic and delusional individual dino, isolated from everything but surrogate activities and false fulfillment due to the ready accessibility of everything needs to live comfortably. i always have problems with this theme because i get irrationally angry at both the indolence and delusion of people who act this way and the degree to which my own actions reflect the actions of the protagonist - oblomov has a few circumstantial parallels, but today this state of mind had been magnified and is visible practically everywhere and easily permutated into the life of many real and fictional people we come to understand i guess. dino's decadent upbringing and circumstances leads to a state of mind which the author describes in detail and is perhaps the novel's central tenement.
it's written with a depth of analysis that sometimes defies the delusion as sometimes dino contemplates his assertions as incorrect. i've read too many decadence-centric books now. the temperament of the main character is how i envision the layman using the internet and squandering his/her life nowadays. not only because dino is pursuing painting and aggrandizing himself when he can't commit to the craft and i can easily project my own failure on to the story of dino but also cold, not definitely contributing to society in a meaningful way, maybe a bit paranoid.

without empathizing with the boredom the main character experiences, the emotions the book conveys are all abrasive and frightening which is an effective mirror into the quietude of the author of a dark satirical work and someone who hasn't accepted the element of truth therein. there are a lot of metaphors and comparisons which impress "repugnance and excitement" the kind of jaded sense of humour which might be conveyed by an author like that. ideas created out of a spiral of desensitization to volatile and disturbing fantasies

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film has a completely different impact to the book and is objectively much more facile i think
 
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this book's good
ordeal by hunger by george r stewart
i saw another one about the committee of vigilance in san francisco but it was too expensive
lots of horrifying stuff happens and it puts things into perspective - not only am i a spoilt wormfop, everyone in the modern day is. sating hunger by chewing on sugar or metal objects, crossing vast salt planes outside nevada i think, omissible crimes caused by mental duress
relevant to edf because adversity brings out honesty in people's actions, but can also be brought about by a chain reaction originating in a small amount of mitigated consequences
 
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never read the book or played the old ass game, but this vid was interesting.
 

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never read the book or played the old ass game, but this vid was interesting.
The game is quite good fun, but you need to save often as both poor choices, misclicks and glitches easily fuck up your run.
 
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