BiteySnek

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What if your dick was like a fish and needed to breath water? Like, your dick would fall off if you didn't keep your nethers underwater.

You'd need like reverse waders... pond pants, to keep your dick breathing fresh!

What if it could operate with prehensile control under the water? So you could make your dick move around like an eel but only when submerged underwater.

Soft muscle control.

You could do literal cock pushups in the water and strengthen your peneel.

What if you could impregnate women with unfeeling intercourse? Like in the water, your eel dick could just stealth strike :vagina:l targets.

What if it had like a mind of its own? Like a fuckin PIRANHA honing in on the smell of blood. Men and women wouldn't be able to bath together... what if your dick was gay though and you weren't?

Or would there be any gay people at all? If there was no human pleasure to procreation it's unlikely that child sexual abuse would exist unless the dick eel could be damaged in some way. The idea is that our conscious sexual interests could be removed and replaced with with procreation that works like autonomic cell division.

Wait, is cellular division pleasurable? Maybe it produces a very, very, VERY tiny amount of pleasure that we just barely register? I'll have to ponder that. Cellular harmonics... sub-harmonic frequencies generated by the workings of cells that generate a particular kind of vibe in our nerves that gives us pleasure.

But what if there's just no pleasure to it at all?

Like what if rape was completely painless and non-traumatic to the point where you couldn't even know if you had been raped or not... would it still be rape?

*tokes further into infinity*

I am so fuckin high right now...
 

The_Dude

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What if your dick was like a fish and needed to breath water? Like, your dick would fall off if you didn't keep your nethers underwater.

You'd need like reverse waders... pond pants, to keep your dick breathing fresh!

What if it could operate with prehensile control under the water? So you could make your dick move around like an eel but only when submerged underwater.

Soft muscle control.

You could do literal cock pushups in the water and strengthen your peneel.

What if you could impregnate women with unfeeling intercourse? Like in the water, your eel dick could just stealth strike :vagina:l targets.

What if it had like a mind of its own? Like a fuckin PIRANHA honing in on the smell of blood. Men and women wouldn't be able to bath together... what if your dick was gay though and you weren't?

Or would there be any gay people at all? If there was no human pleasure to procreation it's unlikely that child sexual abuse would exist unless the dick eel could be damaged in some way. The idea is that our conscious sexual interests could be removed and replaced with with procreation that works like autonomic cell division.

Wait, is cellular division pleasurable? Maybe it produces a very, very, VERY tiny amount of pleasure that we just barely register? I'll have to ponder that. Cellular harmonics... sub-harmonic frequencies generated by the workings of cells that generate a particular kind of vibe in our nerves that gives us pleasure.

But what if there's just no pleasure to it at all?

Like what if rape was completely painless and non-traumatic to the point where you couldn't even know if you had been raped or not... would it still be rape?

*tokes further into infinity*

I am so fuckin high right now...
nigga shut up
 
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