MC ASSBLONKA - RADHA RIDDIM (PHILLY GIRL) [1988]

[ASSBLONKER]

PROD. KING TUBBY 1988, 12"
LOL @Raddy

LYRICS:

//// MC ASSBLONKA (INTRO) : /////

"ASSBLONKA PON DI TUNE
BERMUDA VIBES
YA MON
WICKED LOVE"

//// MC ASSBLONKA (CHORUS) X4 : ////

"SHE BE A PHILLY GYAL
PHILLY GYAL
PHILLY GYAL
RADHA A COME AROUND"

//// MC ASSBLONKA (VERSE 1):/ ////

"SHE NEVER GIVE IT UP FOR COKE, SHE NEVER SMOKE DI HOME GROWN
EVERYDAY ME SAY ME LOVE HER, AND SHE STILL A TELL ME NO
ME SPIT THE BADMAN STYLE, REAL RAGGAMUFFIN FLOW
THAT GIRL A PUZZLE THAT ME JUST CANT SOLVE?

FROM JAMAICA TO TEXAS MI A COME, IT NO TROUBLE
EVERY TYPE OF GIRL ME A JUGGLE.
BUT THIS PHILLY GIRL BE SPECIAL, SHE A NOT LIKE THE OTHER!
INNA DI YARD, SHE A BETTER THAN DI HIGH GRADE MARIJUANA!

SHE CURE DI POOR, MIDDLE CLASS, EVEN DI WEALTHY :
SO WHY WON'T SHE BELIEVE ME THAT IM HEALTHY?
BUT ME HATE DI MEDICINE,
BABYLON,
ME HATE DI DOCTOR,
BUT ME LOVE RADHA, PHILLY GIRL, SHE WORK ON HELICOPTA!"

///// MC ASSBLONKER (CHORUS) X4 //////

 

[kurisu]

are the melodies all u??

 

[ASSBLONKER]

are the melodies all u??

YA MON

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

@ASSBLONKER You got to make a song called gypsy girl for @Baka?

 

[.wil]

PROD. KING TUBBY 1988, 12"
LOL @Raddy

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[Raddy]

Well. This is awkward.
But on a flip side that wasn't half bad and you definitely make music as well as the last coke head that wrote me a song.
Awkward af but you're a good boy I'm sure there's an arthoe out there with thicc thighs n a sweet disposition that will smoke a blunt with you.
Yeah its a good song.
Do a band of gypsies cover about doing psychedelics in the dirt next I reckon.

We just wanna swerve with a lil Herb

 

[Raddy]

@ASSBLONKER You got to make a song called gypsy girl for @Baka?

You should totally do one yourself dude. Dedicate it to your Esmerelda you weird Quasimodo then burn down your local Dollar General with you in it when she rebuff you.
Die like the poet you are.

YA MON

Yeah if real estate or whatever weird computer slav thing you do doesn't work out White Bob Marley of the Eastern Bloc might be your best choice

 

[Quence]

Pretty good song, but are you saying she’s a negress, a sheboon, a coal kid? ‘Cause if that’s her in the image, she ain’t white.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Pretty good song, but are you saying she’s a negress, a sheboon, a coal kid? ‘Cause if that’s her in the image, she ain’t white.

Better fuck than you are quence

 

[mitzi]

Saint assblonker blessing us with more tunes, wonderful

 

[mitzi]

Well. This is awkward.
But on a flip side that wasn't half bad and you definitely make music as well as the last coke head that wrote me a song.
Awkward af but you're a good boy I'm sure there's an arthoe out there with thicc thighs n a sweet disposition that will smoke a blunt with you.
Yeah its a good song.
Do a band of gypsies cover about doing psychedelics in the dirt next I reckon.

We just wanna swerve with a lil Herb

No need to take this condescending tone where hanging out with girls is concerned. MC ASSBLONKER fucks

 

[ASSBLONKER]

Well. This is awkward.
But on a flip side that wasn't half bad and you definitely make music as well as the last coke head that wrote me a song.
Awkward af but you're a good boy I'm sure there's an arthoe out there with thicc thighs n a sweet disposition that will smoke a blunt with you.
Yeah its a good song.
Do a band of gypsies cover about doing psychedelics in the dirt next I reckon.

We just wanna swerve with a lil Herb

No need to take this condescending tone where hanging out with girls is concerned. MC ASSBLONKER fucks

 

[Raddy]

View attachment 31474

Ouch
My heart is broken

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

Well. This is awkward.
But on a flip side that wasn't half bad and you definitely make music as well as the last coke head that wrote me a song.
Awkward af but you're a good boy I'm sure there's an arthoe out there with thicc thighs n a sweet disposition that will smoke a blunt with you.
Yeah its a good song.
Do a band of gypsies cover about doing psychedelics in the dirt next I reckon.

We just wanna swerve with a lil Herb

they're singing in arabic with an egyptian dialect...lol

 

[Raddy]

they're singing in arabic with an egyptian dialect...lol

And it's a song about smoking weed with a bunch of Mexicans from California.
Its 1/4 of stoner UN.
What are they saying besides "weed weed weec"

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

And it's a song about smoking weed with a bunch of Mexicans from California.
Its 1/4 of stoner UN.
What are they saying besides "weed weed weec"

pretty much, "the weed that is in his pocket is not like the one in my hands" and weed weed weed

 

[Raddy]

pretty much, "the weed that is in his pocket is not like the one in my hands" and weed weed weed

I'm a fan of cypress hill but they're kinda all about dat chronic. . Not shocked they found someone to sing weed weed weed in Arabic.

 

[chuj]

r + ab =

 

[Glitchedblood]

dis some good shit my brethren.

 

[Quence]

View attachment 31474

 

[weedville]

Surprisingly this is not half bad.

 

[ASSBLONKER]

Surprisingly this is not half bad.

WAH SURPRISING ABOUT DAT WHITE SNAKE MON?

 

[ASSBLONKER]

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LIMTED EDITION ACOUSTIC VERSION HEHEHE

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

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LIMTED EDITION ACOUSTIC VERSION HEHEHE

Simply put, fire.

 

[TabbyGarf]

PROD. KING TUBBY 1988, 12"
LOL @Raddy

LYRICS:

//// MC ASSBLONKA (INTRO) : /////

"ASSBLONKA PON DI TUNE
BERMUDA VIBES
YA MON
WICKED LOVE"

//// MC ASSBLONKA (CHORUS) X4 : ////

"SHE BE A PHILLY GYAL
PHILLY GYAL
PHILLY GYAL
RADHA A COME AROUND"

//// MC ASSBLONKA (VERSE 1):/ ////

"SHE NEVER GIVE IT UP FOR COKE, SHE NEVER SMOKE DI HOME GROWN
EVERYDAY ME SAY ME LOVE HER, AND SHE STILL A TELL ME NO
ME SPIT THE BADMAN STYLE, REAL RAGGAMUFFIN FLOW
THAT GIRL A PUZZLE THAT ME JUST CANT SOLVE?

FROM JAMAICA TO TEXAS MI A COME, IT NO TROUBLE
EVERY TYPE OF GIRL ME A JUGGLE.
BUT THIS PHILLY GIRL BE SPECIAL, SHE A NOT LIKE THE OTHER!
INNA DI YARD, SHE A BETTER THAN DI HIGH GRADE MARIJUANA!

SHE CURE DI POOR, MIDDLE CLASS, EVEN DI WEALTHY :
SO WHY WON'T SHE BELIEVE ME THAT IM HEALTHY?
BUT ME HATE DI MEDICINE,
BABYLON,
ME HATE DI DOCTOR,
BUT ME LOVE RADHA, PHILLY GIRL, SHE WORK ON HELICOPTA!"

///// MC ASSBLONKER (CHORUS) X4 //////

 

[Raddy]

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Damn that hits right in the feels

 

[Quence]

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Pretty good, BUT I'm concerned with what sounds like a pro-drugs message