poetry and haiku thread

[A Fucking Box]

Freaks on gay forum
Sodom's sweet and withered fruit
Degeneracy

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

There once was a man from Greece
Who spat out Haikus with ease
He rapped out a line
That sounded so fine
That the fgts all fell to their knees

 

[konrad]

In the realm of memes, Encyclopedia Dramatica thrives, An internet tapestry it weaves.

Satire and shock abound, Lurking in its virtual halls, Where boundaries are not found.

From LOLcats to trolls, A chaos of humor and scorn, Where irony takes its tolls.

Navigating its pages, A journey of twisted delight, Humor that rages.

But amidst the laughter, Caution must be held tight, For dark depths may alter.

A testament to web's wild side, Encyclopedia Dramatica's lore, An experience we can't hide.

-chatgpt

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

There once was a lad named Konrad
Who mistakenly thought I'm his Dad
I taught him to write
And Behold! Overnight,
He sounded much less of a cad

 

[A Fucking Box]

@Scumhook you remember the old one from edf2 lol

 

[Sleepy]

Five little chuddies jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"No more chuddies jumping on the bed!"

Four little chuddies jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"No more chuddies jumping on the bed!"

Three little chuddies jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"No more chuddies jumping on the bed!"

Two little chuddies jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"No more chuddies jumping on the bed!"

One little chuddy jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"Send those chuddies straight to bed!"

 

[A Fucking Box]

Gay man on ED
Foolish is he, and must eat
Shit out of my ass

The spring sun rises
Shines upon shameful mankind
Billions must die

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Wasn’t there already a thread for this?

 

[I know nothing about PVC]

Wasn’t there already a thread for this?

We were enjoying a good thread here, and then you showed up.

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

There once was a young man called Sleepy
Who plaigerized poems from YTB
He fucked on a Pony
And called himself Brony
And made me feel quite creepy

 

[Maysam]

Ugly smelly dork
Noone willing to fuck him
His dog paid the price

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Contemplate haiku
Dastardly Greek Character
Fucking my shit Up

 

[A Fucking Box]

Poopoo and peepee
Shitposting upon the net
Low quality jerk

The light of the sun
Shines brilliantly with beauty
Yet I am inside

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Poopoo and peepee

Oh mighty @Caku
I know he did not like me…
I still miss him though.

 

[GirlOnInternet]

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[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Poopoo and peepee
Shitposting upon the net
Low quality jerk

The light of the sun
Shines brilliantly with beauty
Yet I am inside

@A Fucking Box fyi; he is still alive; I’ve seen him pop in on irc. He’s still on #ed if you want to talk to hin

 

[Fat]

@Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd is queer
he wants to fuck a deer
@Quence is gay
he thinks he will be unfaggtagged today

 

[fleacollerindustry]

I wrote a haiku.
But it was not very good.
So I won't share it.

 

[Quence]

@lurk is now Jurk
Jurk is not a good father
@lurk is failure

 

[GirlOnInternet]

Moonrunes ~ A Poem
By GirlOnInternet

----------

Moonrunes is fat
Moonrunes is gay
Moonrunes loves coons
FUCK ANIME

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

@lurk is now Jurk
Jurk is not a good father
@lurk is failure

You fucked it up...

there once was a faggot named Quence
where he came from, we know not whence
he larp'd and he trolled
his schtick got so olde
and everyone thought him quite dense

 

[GirlOnInternet]

You fucked it up...
View attachment 76644

haikus are gay anyways

 

[chuj]

niggas where are they?
niggas are now in paris
where niggas be next?

 

[lurk]

@lurk is now Jurk
Jurk is not a good father
@lurk is failure

why are you obsessed with me? i already told you i will not fuck an old goat-faced slut with a mustache.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

@lurk is now Jurk
Jurk is not a good father
@lurk is failure

Your haiku is a failure: it's in a 4/7/5 format. Especially if "lurk" or "jurk" is multi-syllabic, then it becomes 5/7/6 or 5/8/5.

C-, do better next time

 

[fleacollerindustry]

why are you obsessed with me? i already told you i will not fuck an old goat-faced slut with a mustache.

> implying @Quence a woman

 

[I know nothing about PVC]

an attention whore named @SobySobea
it hated all music from south korea
seeing ED she’d think
they’d help making blackpink
be forever booted from romania

 

[Fat]

had to do this retarded science assignment, i didnt know the answer so i typed this instead.

*AUTISTIC SCREECHING

So I won't share it.

Why though

 

[Retarded_FAG]

why are you obsessed with me? i already told you i will not fuck an old goat-faced slut with a mustache.

its because quence recently became or Is a C user hes on hes way on becoming a Cfags Cfags are known for being obessed with people specially people they consider "fags" however Cfags are specially obbessed with me

 

[fleacollerindustry]

its because quence recently became or Is a C user hes on hes way on becoming a Cfags Cfags are known for being obessed with people specially people they consider "fags" however Cfags are specially obbessed with me

> Cfags
Python is much better anyways