The Official TabbyGarf Guide to FREE SYSOP!

[GloriousReader]

Sleepy is a certified ***PLAYER HATER***

 

[weezus christ]

 

[Sleepy]

a couple funny numbers in someone else's database does not equate to any intrinsic value, all ben did was back a string in an ever growing ledger with his drug money and sent it to me on his own accord in exchange for something that was never going to happen in the first place. since then the (((money))) hasn't gone anywhere and it's still in the wallet global computing apparatus i'm borrowing time on.

I'm sorry janitor, this is a big boy conversation...now if you don't mind going back to doing it for free for me? Thank you.

 

[Sleepy]

Sleepy is a certified ***PLAYER HATER***

This isn't even 1% true I'm just an honored member of the DDT defense force

 

[GloriousReader]

This isn't even 1% true I'm just an honored member of the DDT defense force

Then you should know you're speaking to the head of counter intelligence

 

[Sleepy]

Then you should know you're speaking to the head of counter intelligence

Strike force lead by Sgt. Viril on route to your location stay put

 

[kaizen]

I'm sorry janitor, this is a big boy conversation...now if you don't mind going back to doing it for free for me? Thank you.

i did it for $500

 

[Sleepy]

i did it for $500

So I've heard...but always remember: you work for me. You provide me this service so I can continue to call you fat and tell you to eat a salad. You're my bitch janitor.

 

[Gamergay]

I've given this some thought

From googling this guy's username he's banned from every wiki site on the internet meaning he's more than likely severely autistic

So basically, Mr. Garf got a guy with a mental disability on discord to send him pictures of his asshole and cock and was so proud he made a funny photoshop edit and immediately ran to the forum to tell everyone

Is this based or cringe?

based and tabspilled

 

[Sleepy]

@.umk I'd tell you you're doing some kind of human rights abuse not paying your employees but it also looks like you've started sharing your hourly meals of bacon grease with them. I think we need an official OSHA investigation into this.

 

[kaizen]

You provide me this service so I can continue to call you fat and tell you to eat a salad.

i provide this service to inform you of your ip address (10.1.0.1(youve been haxed))

 

[umkemesik]

@.umk I'd tell you you're doing some kind of human rights abuse not paying your employees but it also looks like you've started sharing your hourly meals of bacon grease with them. I think we need an official OSHA investigation into this.
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First, I work for them. Kaizen is my boss, which is better than the irl negro I report to in my IRL job.

Second, being 300+ lbs is practically a requirement to be an admin or crat. Sperg, GR, Maysam, AFB, and LikeICare were all grandfathered in.

Third, kaizen will soon triple our pay. Of course 3x0 is still zero, but it gives us a sense of pride and accomplishment.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Strike force lead by Sgt. Viril on route to your location stay put

Hold on; I still gotta venmo the Mossad the 5k for the desert eagles.

 

[Sleepy]

BECAUZE HE'S A GUMP ASS NIGGa

Btw revoking your rasta and alphamale cards respectively for supporting the harm of another man's grind

Sending you your high estrogen pamphlet in the mail

 

[marcuspotter]

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[weedville]

Hi this is me, feel free to ask me anything. However I will not discuss this case as I am waiting for a lawyer to call me back. Thanks.

How many assnapkins can your asshole handle at once

 

[MarioMario456]

Hi this is me, feel free to ask me anything. However I will not discuss this case as I am waiting for a lawyer to call me back. Thanks.

What's your obsession with Bri'ish cops

 

[marcuspotter]

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[marcuspotter]

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[weedville]

I don't know. Do you mean toilet paper?

In your asshole picture you had ass napkins so if you shove toilet paper up your ass then I guess so

 

[weedville]

Hey @marcuspotter you know this guy

 

[Sleepy]

However I will not discuss this case as I am waiting for a lawyer to call me back

lol are you taking tabbygarf to court or did I miss something

 

[MarioMario456]

That they're unarmed, harmless, and are very unlikely to shoot at you, even with a TASER, never mind a real gun LOL.

You shouldn't record people without asking them first, you know?

 

[.wil]

suing a FtM trans person? bigot.

 

[Sleepy]

Lowkey publicly admitting to a felony but I had a good giggle tbh

I'm impressed by the gape on his asshole

Called it btw

 

[Sleepy]

This will possibly be the most autistic revenge porn case in the history of the UK in the 1% chance something happens

 

[GloriousReader]

Hi this is me, feel free to ask me anything.

Did you really think that's how you got sysop

 

[mekaniklBolt]

BREAKING NEWS: THE ASS NAPKIN THEORY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED;
HE HAS CROHNS DISEASE
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He has literal ass cancer fucking kek

 

[benos]

Don't care.

 

[TabbyGarf]

First, I work for them. Kaizen is my boss, which is better than the irl negro I report to in my IRL job.

Second, being 300+ lbs is practically a requirement to be an admin or crat. Sperg, GR, Maysam, AFB, and LikeICare were all grandfathered in.

Third, kaizen will soon triple our pay. Of course 3x0 is still zero, but it gives us a sense of pride and accomplishment.

i cant wait to triple my weight digits thank you father jacob "kaizen" "alex yiik" stellmach of 5101 North Sheridan Road, Chicago