JACOB STELLMACH ( a.k.a. ASS NAPKINS)

[Homicide]

i mentioned you two hours ago

Clearly someone needs to go test drive a new BMW today

 

[Likeicare]

"I swear I don't care about IHM, it doesn't bother me"
"STOP GIVING THEM PRIVS"
*furiously edits their profiles*

Gonna go make a call out thread to blog in instead of trying to derail this one some more?

Its very immature for someone at your age to care so much about internet forums

 

[IHM]

Its very immature for someone at your age to care so much about internet forums

Sounds a whole lot like projection considering you're still crying about me in admin chats and embarrassing yourself. Thanks for letting me know you're my number 1 fan tho.

 

[Likeicare]

Sounds a whole lot like projection considering you're still crying about me in admin chats and embarrassing yourself.

Post me crying lol

 

[Scumhook]

Discord is for pedophiles.

I don't understand why ppl keep saying this like it's a bad thing

 

[Scumhook]

Aren't butt plugs like silver and bulbous? Or did they start making ones that look like Pontiacs so all the haters like you could go fuck yourself?

you know i can go fuck myself with the regular ones, right?

I mean they have to be the large ones, on account of my loose rosebud, but still

 

[BiteySnek]

Post me crying lol

Could you two get a Discord room already, seriously, no one wants to watch you verbally hate fuck each oth- er, nevermind, keep at it!

*makes popcorn*

 

[Likeicare]

Could you two get a Discord room already, seriously, no one wants to watch you verbally hate fuck each oth- er, nevermind, keep at it!

*makes popcorn*

Theres no hate fucking

Just a 30 something year old woman get upset over discord roles

 

[Homicide]

Just a 30 something year old woman get upset over discord roles

Said the 10 year old boy who got upset that I had admin despite the fact that I am an admin

 

[Likeicare]

Said the 10 year old boy

Why are you arguing with 10 year olds

 

[Scumhook]

Why are you arguing with 10 year olds

To get them to agree not to press charges?

i speak from some personal experience in that area

 

[Homicide]

Why are you arguing with 10 year olds

I'm not, I got dragged in here to get interrogated and this is the first time you've spoken to me at all.

Y'all acting like I started paying attention to things in the past 15 years got damn

 

[BiteySnek]

Why are you arguing with 10 year olds

I believe they meant your IQ, not your age.

 

[BiteySnek]

Theres no hate fucking

Just a 30 something year old woman get upset over discord roles

Dude... aren't you like 40? LOL

 

[Likeicare]

Firebird you fucktard...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/6fc8dabd-e83b-4a61-9022-f62f1c0e0e16/

The convertible is nice too...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/07bb641b-47de-4a02-8f4c-df966afb5c35/

Only $6k, that's pretty cheap!

I think they had a t-top version too... or maybe that was in '96, I forget.

these are actually disgusting unless you get them in the ws6/ws9 models

then they are still disgusting but in a much more masculine way

fuck outta here with those v6 models

 

[Likeicare]

Dude... aren't you like 40? LOL

no im 10 sir

 

[BiteySnek]

no im 10 sir

All of Discord right now...

 

[chuj]

We drive a BMW. Do the math.

impoverished potato farmers from eastern poland also drive E36s, what's your point

 

[Homicide]

impoverished potato farmers from eastern poland also drive E36s, what's your point

I suppose that it's an E34 for starters

 

[umkemesik]

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We should do this as a reoccurring series "Hustler Tips"

 

[GloriousReader]

We should do this as a reoccurring series "Hustler Tips"

 

[Scumhook]

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lmfaooo nailed it cutn

 

[Likeicare]

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he could be ceo of the world by now if he had done that one simple thing

 

[GloriousReader]

he could be ceo of the world by now if he had done that one simple thing

he would be eating caviar instead of eating out of trash cans

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

Firebird you fucktard...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/6fc8dabd-e83b-4a61-9022-f62f1c0e0e16/

The convertible is nice too...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/07bb641b-47de-4a02-8f4c-df966afb5c35/

Only $6k, that's pretty cheap!

I think they had a t-top version too... or maybe that was in '96, I forget.

Firebirds are shit cars. Drive a pick up.

 

[BiteySnek]

Firebirds are shit cars. Drive a pick up.

Yeah, drive a pickup and then tip over!

Sorry, grandma, I don't drive slow.

I like doing 90 on twisted backroads filled with surprise deer obstacles.

You can do it with a Pontiac because they got a wide ass frame with super wide ass tires.

Try it with most anything else and you'll either have to lane drift or risk tipping.

 

[chuj]

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

Yeah, drive a pickup and then tip over!

Sorry, grandma, I don't drive slow.

I like doing 90 on twisted backroads filled with surprise deer obstacles.

You can do it with a Pontiac because they got a wide ass frame with super wide ass tires.

Try it with most anything else and you'll either have to lane drift or risk tipping.

Try driving a firebird in 3 feet of snow. I know on the west coast you get get nice weather but in some parts of north america you need 4 wheel drive on a strong rugged truck.

 

[mitzi]

these are actually disgusting unless you get them in the ws6/ws9 models

then they are still disgusting but in a much more masculine way

fuck outta here with those v6 models

wow this car fucking sucks

 

[BiteySnek]

wow this car fucking sucks

That car can suck my ego off faster than you can suck my dick off. I'm not sayin it's a competition, I'm just sayin... know your place. You're no trophy waifu... hell, you're not even a trophy whore! You're a roastie wine aunt without an OnlyFans account, desperate for some sexual attention. I mean, I'm not sayin I wouldn't be inclined to ride you upside down while makin motorcycle noises across your Klarawagner as you give my little captain a proper mouth salute... just that I don't want to hear you yap as I'm flyin down the road at break neck speed as I desperately try and remember what the sensation of fear feels like. Also, you're a whore, so don't take it personally if I treat you like a bitch in heat and insist on getting you tested for STDs.