JACOB STELLMACH ( a.k.a. ASS NAPKINS)

[dropdatwat]

Rewatching this vid again; he's probably so glad he's on prison right now.

he wasn't charged retard

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

he wasn't charged retard

LOL, his MOM busted him out of it.

 

[GloriousReader]

What's he using as ass napkins though?

because he fucks himself with dildos

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

because he fucks himself with dildos

What's he using as ass napkins though?

⁰_⁰ wut?
Did you just misread the question?

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Also, if he's out of prison, someone put it into writing.

Aediot - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

 

[MarioMario456]

Rewatching this vid again; he's probably so glad he's on prison right now.

oh look, our favorite necroposter is back

 

[Likeicare]

if he's out of prison

Was never in

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Was never in

Yeah, cause his mom got him out.

 

[MarioMario456]

Yeah, cause his mom got him out.

you have proof?

 

[Likeicare]

Yeah, cause his mom got him out.

Nigga sounding mad his parents would never do something for him

 

[BiteySnek]

Is that dude Jewish?

Do they even put Jewish people in prison?

Think about that for a minute.

 

[Sleepy]

Nigga sounding mad his parents would never do something for him

I've never understood why having distant and apathetic parents is a flex. Like I know people who brag about how they were being charged rent after highschool by their mom as if that's something that normally happens in other cultures.

 

[Gamergay]

Is that dude Jewish?

Do they even put Jewish people in prison?

Think about that for a minute.

well I mean they did put bernie madoff in prison so maybe not all hope is lost

 

[MarioMario456]

well I mean they did put bernie madoff in prison so maybe not all hope is lost

don't forget epstein too. the (((media))) says he killed himself, but most likely not because he was on suicide watch

 

[Lovecraft]

I've never understood why having distant and apathetic parents is a flex. Like I know people who brag about how they were being charged rent after highschool by their mom as if that's something that normally happens in other cultures.

I was charged rent by my parents after I turned 18, but it came out as less than the cost of their beer and liquor that I was drinking in a month, so all in all worth it.
Had to think a little about budgeting which is always a good lesson for a young shitkicker to learn as early as convenient.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

I've never understood why having distant and apathetic parents is a flex. Like I know people who brag about how they were being charged rent after highschool by their mom as if that's something that normally happens in other cultures.

It's not about your parents not caring, it's just about having your own living space.

 

[BiteySnek]

It's antithetical to human development to not seek synergistic benefit.

I can understand a parent wanting you to pay some "rent", I mean you're not a child, but at the same time it needs to be fair.

I mean if the monthly mortgage is paid for entirely by ONE person in the house, well that's not really fair and that's not synergy, that's parasitic.

Don't be a parasite!

Unfortunately parasitic thinking has largely become the norm.

People just look for whatever they can smash and grab.

Short term gains. Use 'em and lose 'em.

That's how most humans operate now.

People are more into ruling than sharing.

 

[GloriousReader]

well I mean they did put bernie madoff in prison so maybe not all hope is lost

they dropped the case against him

 

[Lovecraft]

they dropped the case against him

Why though?
Open and shut case it seemed.

 

[BiteySnek]

Why though?
Open and shut case it seemed.

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Why is it that "jews" represent such a tiny fract…'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Why is it that "jews" represent such a tiny fractional percentage of our population... and yet they represent roughly 30 of the top 100 wealthiest people in America? It's like... with black men... ~6% of the population commit roughly HALF of all murders. And with...

gab.com

 

[Gamergay]

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Why is it that "jews" represent such a tiny fract…'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Why is it that "jews" represent such a tiny fractional percentage of our population... and yet they represent roughly 30 of the top 100 wealthiest people in America? It's like... with black men... ~6% of the population commit roughly HALF of all murders. And with...

gab.com

uh oh looks like onideus needs a diapee change

 

[umkemesik]

Why though?
Open and shut case it seemed.

He got arrested in C(r)ook County. You know, the same shithole that allowed Jussie Smollett off.

Let me tell you how it works with misdemeanor theft cases here. If the store or cop does not show up, the case gets dropped.

They call this "SoL" which does not mean shit out of luck, but Stricken on Leave to Reinstate. They can technically reinstate but only if he gets nabbed again.

 

[Lovecraft]

He got arrested in C(r)ook County. You know, the same shithole that allowed Jussie Smollett off.

Let me tell you how it works with misdemeanor theft cases here. If the store or cop does not show up, the case gets dropped.

They call this "SoL" which does not mean shit out of luck, but Stricken on Leave to Reinstate. They can technically reinstate but only if he gets nabbed again.

I forget how your legal system is a dumpster fire.

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

@umkemesik Who made this its golden

 

[umkemesik]

@umkemesik Who made this its golden

@TabbyGarf based on a convo we (and Kaizen) had with Aediot.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

@umkemesik Who made this its golden

Can't believe it's still up on YouTube.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

@TabbyGarf based on a convo we (and Kaizen) had with Aediot.

Probably should upload it to bitchute, rumble, odyssey, or vimeo before y00t00b takes it down.

 

[TabbyGarf]

you probably should kill yourself

 

[GloriousReader]

@umkemesik Who made this its golden

thank you for reposting this

 

[lurk]

@umkemesik Who made this its golden

thats a lot of coffee @kaizen . is that humanly possible?