JACOB STELLMACH ( a.k.a. ASS NAPKINS)

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

Today Jacobs old roomate ashy came to the discord to release all the details of their relationship
* Jacob smells like shit (shocking) and doesnt shower or clean his room
* Hes broke, homeless, living out of air bnbs he gets money through various scams and begging for money from friends or just stealing it
* The only way hed take a shower is if his roommate (male) would take them with him
* His asshole is so loose because family members would run trains on him
* Gets really high and thinks he can communicate with demons to make deals to make money, its not working hes still poor
* Jacob sold his friends car and left him homeless in Chicago
* Tranny fetish (no one can be all bad)
* Would leave his shit napkins in the garbage and floor, left them at the air bnbs when theyd leave
* Makes his money by buying ids/cc #'s on the dark web, getting stuff on amazon with stolen cc and have the items sent to a drop site where hed then sell them for bitcoin
* Made 0 dollars off the hustlers bible, someone else wrote it for him
* 26 y/o no drivers license and cant drive
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Actually this is pretty funny. JACOB STELLMACH is not the ubermensch hacker he would have us believe.

@adezero had sex with this.

She had sex with him while he had an assnapkin/tampon inserted into his asshole and his manhole was leaking shit. Shes a raunchy girl.

 

[BiteySnek]

His dirty little butthole is probably what drove her to him. I mean, girls won't stick around with a fuckin loser like that for no good reason... I mean unless they're butt ugly. If they're even fairly decent looking tho... nah... they're only there for the weird shit. You know the type... fetish fans.

 

[GloriousReader]

@Homicide I dont see how thats bait you were literally mods on his site and ran the twitter i think we should all hear why you decided to team up with that faggot for so long

 

[IHM]

@Homicide I dont see how thats bait you were literally mods on his site and ran the twitter i think we should all hear why you decided to team up with that faggot for so long

We drive a BMW. Do the math.

 

[GloriousReader]

We drive a BMW. Do the math.

A run down piece of shit BMW*

 

[IHM]

A run down piece of shit BMW*

Can you show me where?

 

[GloriousReader]

Why are you and shrapnel face avoiding the question

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Can you show me where?

Everywhere, its older than I am if youre trying to flex your 5k car idk what to tell you

 

[IHM]

Why are you and shrapnel face avoiding the question

Everywhere, its older than I am if youre trying to flex your 5k car idk what to tell you

If it's older than you are then you should probably shut the fuck up as it's past your bedtime.

 

[Homicide]

Why are you and shrapnel face avoiding the question

Because I want to

Be more mad about my car.

 

[ilovejesus69]

hahahaha oh no

 

[Likeicare]

cringe

 

[BiteySnek]

Because I want to

Be more mad about my car.

Dude, it is kind of a piece of shit... I mean, you could have gotten like a '95 Trans AM GT for less and it'd look a billion times cooler.

 

[Homicide]

Dude, it is kind of a piece of shit... I mean, you could have gotten like a '95 Trans AM GT for less and it'd look a billion times cooler.

I could also suck dicks at the barber shop but then you'd be out of a job

 

[BiteySnek]

I could also suck dicks at the barber shop but then you'd be out of a job

That's not true, I could verbally rape you WHILE you suck dicks at the barber shop.

 

[SK2.0]

We drive a BMW. Do the math.

I dunno about the US, but around here every second welfare leeching sandnigger drives a BMW.
That is not a measure of financial affluency anymore, it just affirms a good taste in cars.

 

[GloriousReader]

I dunno about the US, but around here every second welfare leeching sandnigger drives a BMW.
That is not a measure of financial affluency anymore, it just affirms a good taste in cars.

its the same in the us

 

[Likeicare]

Patrolled

 

[Homicide]

Dude, it is kind of a piece of shit... I mean, you could have gotten like a '95 Trans AM GT for less and it'd look a billion times cooler.

There's no such thing as a 95 Trans Am GT. Enjoy your Pontiac tho ig

 

[BiteySnek]

There's no such thing as a 95 Trans Am GT. Enjoy your Pontiac tho ig

Firebird you fucktard...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/6fc8dabd-e83b-4a61-9022-f62f1c0e0e16/

The convertible is nice too...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/07bb641b-47de-4a02-8f4c-df966afb5c35/

Only $6k, that's pretty cheap!

I think they had a t-top version too... or maybe that was in '96, I forget.

 

[Scumhook]

Firebird you fucktard...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/6fc8dabd-e83b-4a61-9022-f62f1c0e0e16/

The convertible is nice too...

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/07bb641b-47de-4a02-8f4c-df966afb5c35/

Only $6k, that's pretty cheap!

I think they had a t-top version too... or maybe that was in '96, I forget.

lol you chose the one that looks most like a buttplug

show me on the ECU where the bad mechanic touched u

 

[Homicide]

Firebird you fucktard...

Pontiac Firebird - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Enjoy your Pontiac

(I'm really not a car guy, people like what they like)

 

[IHM]

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Patrolled

Why yes, yes you were. Tell your wife Xi I said hi.

 

[BiteySnek]

lol you chose the one that looks most like a buttplug

show me on the ECU where the bad mechanic touched u

Aren't butt plugs like silver and bulbous? Or did they start making ones that look like Pontiacs so all the haters like you could go fuck yourself?

 

[Likeicare]

???

 

[IHM]

???

I've only been watching you blog about me in admin chat on discord for the past 20 minutes

 

[BiteySnek]

???

I'm a professional shitposter myself.

Hey, if the looney left can make up stupid non-existent jobs then so can I!

 

[Likeicare]

I've only been watching you blog about me in admin chat on discord for the past 20 minutes

i mentioned you two hours ago

 

[GloriousReader]

 

[IHM]

i mentioned you two hours ago

"I swear I don't care about IHM, it doesn't bother me"
"STOP GIVING THEM PRIVS"
*furiously edits their profiles*

Gonna go make a call out thread to blog in instead of trying to derail this one some more?

 

[BiteySnek]

I've only been watching you blog about me in admin chat on discord for the past 20 minutes

Discord is for pedophiles.

I'd post a humorous video... but... but apparently 12 megabytes is just... it's just too much for this super high end GoDaddy Wix forum.